You shop for something new, thinking people will remember what you wore 2 seasons back.
You wear shoes you can’t walk in.
You wear a floor-length gown to a morning show.
You pick a gift bag that wasn’t intended for you.
You post blurry pictures and pointless videos of every show you attend.
You pose around hoping someone will capture your street style.
You block everyone’s view while instagramming.
You are seated at a show and ask, what’s the designer’s twitter handle?
You sit on someone else’s seat and refuse to move pretending it’s yours.
You tweet “Seated for <insert designer’s name> show”
You tweet “— is having a moment”
You write pointless posts on fashion week and think you are making a point